The problem.
There’s well and truly enough fear mongering in the world these days that I am even reluctant to write this but I figure better the devil you know. Friends, don’t be alarmed but what I am about to tell you is quite frightening. This is not a time for panic. We must remain calm and enact a swift and efficient response to the problem. We shall discuss some solutions in a minute.
Friends, it has come to my attention that a large portion of the people around you have been injected, in some instances multiple times, with a deadly substance. Under the guise of a dangerous virus these “people,” although I’m unsure if that term still applies, took an experimental medical procedure which has placed them and us at great risk of illness and death.
Selfishly these “people,” - let’s call them the Unclean for now until we can work out an exact diagnosis, suspended all commonsense and safety principles, rushed out and filled their bodies with a substance of unknown composition. It was sold to them as a vaccine against a big nasty virus but even a simpleton could see this was not the case. Nonetheless, these less than simpletons injected themselves over and over because they were told that new versions of the scary virus were coming after them.
Those who recklessly injected are now dying in greater numbers from all manner of ailments: Heart attacks, blood clots, a vast array of neurodegenerative disorders, turbo cancers and the like … it’s not really known the extent of the damage because of the intractable denial the Unclean have placed themselves in.
Furthermore, it appears as though the Unclean are suffering from a range of psychological disorders. Some report being unable to work out which gender they are despite the obvious indicator anus adjacent. Others feel that it is okay to be racist and sexist to others in an effort to stop racism and sexism. As far as we here at the Antivax Smart People Institute (ASPI) can tell, a large percentage of the population has gone completely bonkers.
Other studies show that many of the Unclean now believe that the world is heating up because of a naturally occurring gas in the atmosphere. This belief is founded upon a magical system of models and theories - none of which bear any resemblance to reality. This seems to be the key failure in the Unclean’s method of cognition - a complete and utter inability to understand reality.
Worse still, it now appears that the injected gunk of the Unclean can be contagious. It can seep out of their pores and mouths, which are frequently open, since mouth breathing and talking a lot of stupid shit has become commonplace amongst them.
The solution.
Fear not uninjected friends. Here at ASPI we have a plan. Basically it’s a two stage approach:
Firstly we must isolate them. If you know an Unclean don’t invite them to Christmas as they might inadvertently pass it on to your sweet uninfected Grandma. Don’t bother wearing a mask because that’s stupid. You’d have to be thicker than two fridge doors to think that a piece of cloth offers protection against microbes.
Secondly and sadly we must dispose of them. Here at ASPI we have devised a safe and effective means of killing them … okay it’s not safe it’s totally deadly but that’s a mantra they seem to like. Most will just follow a donut to get the lethal poison. Others will require a simple nudge - we suggest something like exclusion from shopping trips. That will entice most to get the death shot. A few will hold out, we will tell those Unclean that they will be fired from their places of employment if they don’t comply.
Based on how eagerly they all took the first round of unknown shots this should only take a few months. There’s going to be a lot dead people to get rid of and if any of you have any ideas on how to dispose of about 5.3 billion dead bodies we’d love to hear from you.
Stay safe out there and don’t panic. Soon there’s going to be A LOT more parking at the shops and the movies and media is going to get a whole lot better.
DB
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